gay guys and smoking and cussing... OH MY!!!

A man dies and because of his sinful life, he goes to hell. The Devil meets him at the gate and says, "I don't know what you heard up there, but it's really not that bad down here. Do you drink or smoke?""Yes!" says the man."Good!" says the Devil. "You'll love Thursdays! All we do is sit around and drink and smoke and there's no lung cancer and no hang-over in Hell! Do you like to swear?""Sure," says the man, "I swear a lot.""Excellent!" replied the Devil. "On Friday all we do is make up new cuss words! Now tell me something... Are you gay?""No..." says the man."Oh..." says the Devil, hesitantly. "You're going to HATE Saturdays."