Greetings from the arctic outpost of the Williams St. Compound. You know, my house number is 412, which is almost like 172, but not. Continuing with the theme, here's Natalie the seductress. Sweet Natalie Baby. Feel free to send her to the 412 outpost for... um... reeducation.
Cornell does this silly thing where they start their semesters on holidays: Labor day and MLK-Jr. Day. I don't know why. Remind me to tell you sometime about how in VA, MLK-Jr day is "Lee-Jackson-King Day," where we celebrate Confederate heroes and civil rights heroes on the same day. The logic is something along the lines of how MLK-Jr would have approved because he was so tolerant. Or something. I don't know.
So anyhow, classes start today. I prepared by wearing pajamas and reading David Sedaris all weekend. I haven't had a day this long since high school. Help me, Jesus.
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